Wednesday, November 15, 2006

A Crafter's Idea Of Fun!

<< Well, since there’s nothing that I like more than following the crowd, I’d like to announce that I’ll be creating an exploratory committee myself so that I can run for “Crafter-In-Chief”!

I know, I know…I don’t have enough experience, but I feel your pain…really, I do!

I understand how painful it is to crochet a motif only to find out that you’ve added an extra double crochet, which will not become part of your work, but just may become a perfectly crafted coaster!

Consider variety yarns, my friends!

And, if you’re just learning how to knit, once again, I feel your pain!

We’ve been told for years that knitting should become second nature to all of us, and that crocheting is the “poor sisters’” craft. No longer, my fellow crafters, no longer!

I’ll make sure that crochet is in the forefront of all of us crafters, so that I can enlighten us all.

Thank you for all of your support…oh, and you? You really need to drop those huge knitting needles…as well as those tapestry needles…oh, no! Don’t do that! They only work in embroidery! Stop that…now! Those women are from the “Origami Coalition”, and…stop that, now! Don’t destroy their folding paper!

Okay, enough…I’ve just found a bunch of seed beads in my wine, and all of you need to stop, right now!

Enough, everyone…we all need to calm down, and “take a powder” and relax a bit.

There’s an open bar over to your left, and dinner will be served soon. Please enjoy both, and we'll talk tomorrow.

I hope. >>

2 comments:

Paul Bobnak said...

So are you going to need a campaign manager??

Dee said...

Well, of course!

I may blog about this next week, but there really is an informal "caste" system, when it comes to crafting.